Thursday, March 26, 2009
Andrew Davidson - The Garagoyle"I'd put the noose around my neck, working quickly because I'd be getting dizzy, Miss Frizzy. I'd take another shiny new razor blade out of its package. See how it sparkles in the light, like the wink of an imaginary God! With a single deft stroke, I'd slash my right wrist, deep and clean, and then I'd slash my left wrist in the same manner. This is important: I'd cut along the length of the veins instead of across them. People who cut across the wrists either don't really want to die, or are too stupid to pull it off."